"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
when the whole class knows they’re going to fail the test
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
(Source: carlosbaila, via smile4me1212)
they want to go fishing but ICE
bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing
he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
(Source: deucebasket, via hairography20)
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
I have to reboot this today!
(Source: moveslikecurt, via maddeningmagic106)
the score is 6 to nun
(Source: k1x, via maddeningmagic106)
being a human is so weird
This feels so good to my brain
The three stages of doing homework
(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via clementtse)
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
why commit murder when you can have one of these
come on guys
I’d kill for one of those.
I think you’re missing the point