Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
how else would you get spongebob to die? oh….I see your point…
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
What do you mean drake and josh ended
google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know
I REALISE THIS PART WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW HARRY’S FEAR FOR VOLDEMORT’S RETURN BUT OMG
HE’S SO STYLISH
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF SOMEONE WITH SUCH AN IMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
Arctic Monkeys - Knee Socks
Son of Man by Rene Magritte // “Strawberry Fields Forever” by The Beatles
(Requested by faulisdead!)